team-free-spuffy:

paganmoma:

I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.

The placebo effect at its finest

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

image

you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

lanturd:

How to bring your baby to the cinema:

  • dont

melvinburch:

Drake put on a disguise, then questioned passerby about fictitious situations involving himself, effectively proving that people are wack. And y’all wonder why I’m a fan. The Boy is awesome.

weepingdildo:

My favorite pokemon are latinas and latinos image

theclearlydope:

Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.

theclearlydope:

Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

lannistersex:

"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"

thecouscousqueen:

mangocianamarch:

thefourteenthdoctor:

weaponizedwit:

absentlyabbie:

kuueater:

opticoverload:

What does it mean?

YOU CAN NOT HIDE. I SEE YOU.

RUN MISTER FRODO

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Never before has any one dared utter the words of that tongue here on tumblr.


omg

thecouscousqueen:

mangocianamarch:

thefourteenthdoctor:

weaponizedwit:

absentlyabbie:

kuueater:

opticoverload:

What does it mean?

YOU CAN NOT HIDE. I SEE YOU.

RUN MISTER FRODO

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Never before has any one dared utter the words of that tongue here on tumblr.

omg

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

Does he treat you with respect at all times? That’s the first question. The second question is, if he is the exact same person twenty years from now that he is today, would you still want to marry him? And finally, does he inspire to be a better person? You find someone you can answer yes to all three, then you’ve found a good man.
Colleen Hoover, Slammed (via corruptedbrainiac)

💜💜💜

(via cdcp)