I think this is witchcraft in a nutshell.
The placebo effect at its finest
your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
i thought they were partying
How to bring your baby to the cinema:
Drake put on a disguise, then questioned passerby about fictitious situations involving himself, effectively proving that people are wack. And y’all wonder why I’m a fan. The Boy is awesome.
My favorite pokemon are latinas and latinos
Hey guys, prom is right around the corner. Make it memorable.
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
"THAT SHIRT WITH THOSE SHOES?"
What does it mean?
YOU CAN NOT HIDE. I SEE YOU.
RUN MISTER FRODO
Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Never before has any one dared utter the words of that tongue here on tumblr.
ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?